Progresul realizărilor lui Raiden pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 23 iul. 2018 la 21:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 21:40

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2018 la 19:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 23 iul. 2018 la 22:00

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 21:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 23 iul. 2018 la 21:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2018 la 20:12

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2018 la 18:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2018 la 17:04

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2018 la 3:12

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 25 mart. 2019 la 12:39

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 24 mai 2019 la 7:11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2018 la 18:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 22 dec. 2018 la 7:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2021 la 20:31

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 23 iul. 2018 la 21:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 22 dec. 2018 la 8:13

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2018 la 22:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 23 febr. 2019 la 12:05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2018 la 4:04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 15 mart. 2021 la 17:44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2018 la 19:05

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 22 dec. 2018 la 7:51

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2018 la 19:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2018 la 3:19

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Obținută la 22 mart. 2021 la 13:13

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 27 sept. 2019 la 7:20

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2018 la 21:51

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 19:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2018 la 2:40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 20:09

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 21:31

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 19:56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 21:49

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2018 la 19:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 22 iul. 2018 la 21:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2018 la 20:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2018 la 3:00

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 6 dec. 2018 la 12:05

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 6 dec. 2018 la 8:54

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 15 mart. 2021 la 17:55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 10 dec. 2018 la 13:32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 10 dec. 2018 la 9:24

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 22 mart. 2021 la 12:17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 25 mart. 2019 la 12:42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 26 mart. 2019 la 3:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 26 mart. 2019 la 4:19

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2019 la 1:54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2019 la 3:29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2019 la 12:05

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 26 mart. 2019 la 2:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2019 la 1:32

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2019 la 11:13

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 6 aug. 2018 la 16:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30