Cats don't need human schools. When they reach a certain age, they are taken under the wing of the universe itself and learn how to fire lasers and stretch to fantastic lengths. The abilities they learn only get better with time until they turn into omnipotent gods; Then they become universes themselves and, in turn, teach other cats the secret arts that they learnt growing up.
It is for this reason that the silly race that is the human race chose to call their chosen destination of post-secondary schools "universities", so that they make-believe they are learning such secret arts as to become gods, then universes themselves.

~ Dani nee-san, 15/11/12

And so, the emotional cat from a country nestled in the Eastern reaches of Europe sought true knowledge in the mystic teachings of the Blue Wig Mages, who made their home in the core of an asteroid that only came about every few hundred Earth years. Using a time machine drawn in the sand with a stick from the legendary unburnt tree in an undisclosed location of an exotic forest, the emotional cat found himself in the presence of those he sought, and asked the meaning of his emotion.
They told him all he needed to know and more, and he returned to his time with the knowledge of Joy with the hopes of spreading it in the form of unconditional love for a rhythm game and female characters from various backgrounds...

~ Dani nee-san, 29/7/13