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Be careful or be road-kill.
-- Calvin
🤗
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?
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Data, n.:
An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
😲
Brian: Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs. [everyone gasps]
Brian: Too soon?
🤠
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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He did of course sometimes have people horribly tortured to death, but this
was considered to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and
generally approved of by the overhelming majority of citizens. [footnote:
The overhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone
not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit]
(Sourcery)
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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