Recent reviews by clunkyapostle

ive played like 165 hours of vanilla version on the switch.
when i got this game on pc, now i feel like im insane for being able to play this game unmodded for that many hours, its surreal how much modding improves this game overall

A masterfully crafted RPG game. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banger of a debut game. A masterpiece!
Even if you despise the gameplay, there are so many things to love about it, and you can customize auto combat which is crazy (tbh i never used it so idk if it actually works)
The companions in this game are done flawlessly. I literally have no companions that I hated walking around with for my entire journey.
Story is paced really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well, Love the respect progression everyone has the more they hear about your insane feats (take note bethesda you piece of sht company)
Just kinda wished there'd be a little bit more variety of enemies, but this is just a minor complaint against the collosal positives it shoves down my throat.
Love this game.
10/10

sure wish it was optimized though

Can't believe bethesda made this. This is leagues better than whatever the FARK THAT MAIN QUEST IN FALLOUT IS.The only downsides of this DLC is the uh puzzle section, which you know is still commendable because it is a unique gameplay but man it gets old really fast. But other than that? Wow, again bethesda made tthis. The story is engaging, the sides you pick actually lead to different endings of the island which is amazing and the atmosphere is TOP NOTCH. 9/10 DLC. dont buy this dlc without discount though

Game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing
I think by playing this game you have like a ghost sitting beside you giving adrenaline because man my blood is pumping going through the game ♥♥♥♥ is nuts
Visuals are astounding, it looks fantastic
Music goes hard as HELL.
and yeah its like an elevated half life a lot of the game reminds me of half life but is better in a lot of ways
It is FUN FUN FUN.
9/10

This game took a lot of good ideas from great games, but somehow didnt manage to flesh any of it's ideas out. Every mechanics are as shallow as skyrim where theres just no improvement to anyhting.

The cooking is very strange, because you dont even get to upgrade the cooking station, and for some reason they didnt think of a follower who can cook. fishing is just simplified from stardew valley, which i find less purposeful the more i go through the game. Again, if followers could fish by you building fishing stations it would be quite good. Marriage is also very VERY shallow, like when you marry another follower all they do is keep their thoughts in their minds and reduced faith. Like man let me see my man getting jealous and engage in fisticuff showdown or something like start a drama wtf (at least its better than skyrim marriage(which is not saying alot))

For some reason, theres no ranged weapons. I get that some of the cards provide projectile ability but thats it? really? the demons are quite a decent addition though and I guess thats a viable ranged. the combat provides a teeny bit of a challenge, even me who plays like a journalist can breeze through them easily. Unless if I got a dagger then I die. I do quite like how the main bosses are just basic enemies that are cranked up to a fifty, as it makes you learning the enemies patterns and movements does make up on reaching the boss. But again, it isnt as challenging as I thought it would be, considering it is a roguelike/roguelite game.

I dont know if im stupid, but you cant even reject when recruiting followers, so why even bother showing the downsides and good sides for them? I just dont see the point. And I barely have the time to customize them because of how time works in this game.

But again, if you mashed together good buncha ideas and crammed it into a game, it is gonna be somewhat good. And this game is somewhat good. I enjoyed a bit of my time with it, but I sure as hell wont replay it again. (7-/10)

Its a very short game, and its free.
I think with a little more polishing here and there, and maybe like make characters more than just a hunch of a 1 dimensional characters i think this really could go somewhere.
but for what it is, id say its pretty good.

this game is terrible. it did not age very well.
i am a zoomer. which means the percentage of enjoying old games does falter alot.
i come into this game thinking im going to have so much fun because im like a small fan of f3 and a big fan of NV which you know NV had great writing and pretty fun gameplay. My god was I wrong.
It's a turn based game. I think that should tell you enough how bad the gameplay is.
Story is pretty good, i think. Couldn't remember well.
But yeah it is terrible.

Arguably the best dlc out of all of them.
It is absurdly, ABSURDLY comedic themes that is scattered throughout this dlc is unparalleled.
It is so stupid, which is what makes it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
big ups only for this dlc, i see no downsides of it.

the gameplay on this dlc is atrocious.
its all frustration over frustration piled up every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment.
♥♥♥♥ this dlc.
the saving grace of it is obviously the writing (which is unsurprisingly good its fnv for gods sake)
but dont torture yourself playing this dlc, just watch it on youtube or something.

games an easy 10/10. unfortunate that it had so many problematic bugs that have to be manually patched up by yourself though. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ single official patch update can literally make this game healthy again. really a big fat risk of losing potential players of the game. But after you handled the pesky bugs, you're getting the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. No other RPG games have ever come close to giving this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ many free choices (not that I have played that many RPG games tbh). It is crazy how much Obsidian achieved.