Recent reviews by clunkyapostle

Sorry like this game is cheap, and I bought it in an extremely cheap discount, but it still feels like I got scammed.

There is nothing remotely memorable in this game, the action is fine, the dialogues are trash (there ARE some funny dialogues and moments but my god), story is pretty damn terrible at the start but it got decent on the end of the game. I love the bunker part, I especially hate the final boss fight. You literally dont get to utilize your equipments for most of the fights anyways so it really feels useless at the end of the day. I finished this game in 2 hours. The dlc is also a hot mettle piece of garbage, you just fight the same enemy every train, (granted there are new mobs), but the further you go they just get buffed so theres not much variety put into it. At least the new boss(s) that was included was actually a pretty cool fight but again id rather spend time playing another game than this

This not recommended is also for that cat granny ♥♥♥♥ you turnip boy how could you rip her drawing that was made specifically for you in front of her face you absolute demon (turnip boy is actually very evil though LMAO)
4/10

i played both the metro consecutively, so I can spot out the similarities and differences here and there. Again, this reminds me of half life 2, but this time episode 2, where its more combat oriented, same as Last Light, which is more combat oriented than 2033.

I like this metro more than the past metro, more action packed, the new weapons are sick, and i had some fun fighting the bosses (kinda ruined bcz i ran out of filters but wearing and throwing the mask off is so adrenaline rush it turned back into me loving the fight even more), somehow made me tolerate the nazis more than the communists (dont quote me on this one please I GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BETRAYED BRUH I HAD NO CHOICE ) Enjoyed the story a bit more than the first entry (2033 had a good story btw), had fun on every action sequences, and I kill everyone I meet, except when the choice is right at my screen asking to spare or kill. So yes the terrible decision of killing is bad knocking them out is good is back.
I just wished there were more choices to spare or fight them without killing them. You know, with a tranq gun/bullet? or like the shield? which they introduced at the end of the game for some reason or maybe present more hand to hand fight? like what...

But then again, I enjoyed this one more than 2033.
(7/10)

Game reminds me a lot of half life 2, but a bit more grounded. So if you're into that then go for this game.
Despite me not liking the game I can definitely see other thousands that might enjoy it more than I will ever be so Im recommending it regardless.

but not gonna lie to you lot but this game sucks balls
Graphics are beautiful, setting is amazing, story is pretty easy to catch on (and actually good), but the gameplay is ass
There are like three choices throughout the game where basically A do good or B do bad
the other choice being that you dont kill people. Killing people earns like a bad karma each people so if you play the whole game without killing people youre bound to get a good ending. which is ♥♥♥♥♥.
Like I mentioned in my steam bio, I am a coward when it comes to games, so I always pick the easiest difficulty. And in that note I dont have any problems with saving or managing any bullets as I can find them easily through scouring the dead bodies. This aspect is very fun though i'll tell you what.
At least the bad ending is canon, which means that im content enough with my decisions (mind you all the possible choices except killing i chose the good guy desicions because i am a very nice person)

(6/10)

If you like very casual calming and platforming game, (that of botw/Sky CotL style) and journeying with your cool bike, then this is definitely the game for you! If not then leave or else you will die of boredom 10 seconds in the game

Its kinda frustrating to rate this game.
Im not going to be harsh on an indie game, but this game is so barebones.
I just wished there were more of it. It was decent the whole playthrough, but in the end I left unsatisfied.
That new fishing thing they added is terrible, but I'm surprised it's actually from an update.
Sometimes it can get very clunky, and thats not fun either.
The characters barely interacts with each other and they act like im supposed to feel sad leaving them? no sir tears run back
I very much like the artstyle, and the music, but man I wish we actually get more skills than just gliding. I thought we were gonna get like a double jump or a new unique skill but nope.
And the cosmetics actually just serve as cosmetics... What... Maybe when you wear a certain set they would like, idk, have different animations of walking, interacting? Idk it felt like a huge missopportunity there. Either that or actually give bonus stats or something.
Anyways, yeah. Not really sure if I enjoyed it, but It is a pretty decent run of a game. I definitely did not regret buying this I'll tell you what.
7-/10

This game either makes you feel crazy smart or feel like the dumbest person on earth. there is no in between.

game is great though, fantastic mechanics, great story, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, tearjerker of an ending. 10/10.

A tad bit better than its predecessor.
And thats saying a lot considering how fantastic the first game was.
9+/10

I think I saw someone said it in this steam review section where if you enjoy skyrim, you will enjoy this game. couldnt agree more.

After finishing it once i thought the game would be terrible for replayability, but im actually enjoying myself more on the second playthrough, (maybe its just because i learned to ignore the boring and irrelevant quests that i went through the first time LMAO). But yeah a lot of the side quests when you enter a new zone go collect this go claim that like its suddenly a collectathon or something. like who in the right mind think that collecting pieces of rocks fun?

the game's pacing is also pretty weird compared to DAO, because in DAO they made a great illusion of time moving forward every step you walk. In Inquisition you can see changes, but not as big as what DAO did. It is underwhelming in comparison.

The main villain (Corypheus) is painfully boring and doesn't evoke any sense of real threat at all. Like he is washed up. Its insane considering the fact that the main villain in DAO despite having 0 dialogues came off way more interesting than this shell of a darkspawn loser. His underlings are way more interesting than him (isnt exactly a high bar to begin with tbh)

i think overall i enjoy hanging out with every companions, though I do wish there is like a proper morally grey companion because they dont exist here. It makes sense why, but that i think loses some rpg elements to it. They are all good natured, in many weird and different ways.they are all still very good though.

8/10

Somehow the free version on mobile is way better than the paid version. But im not complaining most of it is still the same.

its simple enough really. If you hate grinding, dont touch this game

Divinity: Original Sin 2 is a very solid turn-based rpg game. If you played any Dragon Age and wanted a more freedom in role playing and have your choices impact the game properly this is your game. The first act of the game is some of the best starting area in any video game ever, followed by the second act which is even better, and bigger with more fun quests and fights to do. Third act is more narrative driven and short, but is still engaging nontheless, and the last act was a rather dissapointing experience all throughout despite some interesting and occasional fun quests and events throughout the area.

Very solid combat fell down abit on the final leg of the game as they started experimenting and introducing puzzle fights (which are all terrible). Boss fights are not that memorable. Some of the boss fights can literally spawn infinite number of minions that its just such a lazy design to pad out the difficulty. But overall, the fights force you to think carefully and will punish you if you do not play them strategically. The elemental mechanics are very intuitive and helps make every fight unique and fun.

It does not have the prettiest narrative compared to other classic rpgs but it is still enjoyable enough to be engaging and do note that most of your choices (or at least the major choices) changes the endscreens for better or worse. The companion quests are mostly hit-or-miss, but when it hit it goes dumb hard. Some of them are so fun and exciting to follow along it makes you forget how mediocre the main story is.

Exploration is amazing for the first and second half of the game, although i would prefer if clearing the fog is a little bit harder. In my experience (having played three playthroughs) I still did not get tired of running around exploring as there will almost always be something in the corner. You will hardly be dissapointed if you choose to explore and find things for yourself although some of the exploring does get softlocked by stat requirements.

9/10