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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Dec, 2013 @ 4:22pm

I've been playing games for many a year now and many of these games have had lines in them. Many games have had truly great lines in them. Who could forget that one to the left of the web on Tempest? The one that stretches out from the explosion in Minestorm? Ah, the beautiful lines that you crash your bike into in a game of Light Cycles. They were good lines. And as time went past, games got more lines. Then one day we decided that lines weren't enough and we had some triangles and we put the triangles together and we made videogames with triangles instead of dots and instead of lines and oh, what did we lose? But it was OK because then lines came back into fashion around 2006 and they sort of glowed too. Glowy lines! We made games with glowy lines and the lines in those games were great too. I didn't like the green ones so much in Geometry Wars but they were trying y'know?

Years and years of great lines and yet, it took until 2013 for us to get THE BEST LINE. Ladies and everyone else out there, The Adventure Line is the best line in all of videogames. Let us take a moment to let that sink in. The. Adventure. Line.

The Adventure Line is the best line. Sing it from the rooftops because this is -the- Oscar worthy line performances, the BAFTA of road markings, the Laurence Olivier award of yellow. Thank you, Adventure Line. You're amazing. Just great.
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7 Comments
meirelle 1 Jan, 2014 @ 10:21pm 
Halfway through reading this review, my headvoice suddenly turned into the Narrator's voice.
Starwanderer159 23 Dec, 2013 @ 5:05pm 
I...I read this in the Narrator's voice.
Swinetower 21 Dec, 2013 @ 12:11pm 
Review = read; popcorn = finished.
lover of chili 21 Dec, 2013 @ 11:51am 
Great review man just... great.
xot 21 Dec, 2013 @ 1:45am 
Troof.
Kyra Ocēan 20 Dec, 2013 @ 5:02pm 
:trophy:
Gran PC  [developer] 20 Dec, 2013 @ 4:27pm 
:D