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I hope no one minds, but I have no intention of facing this sober.
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Emerald City Confidential
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keywords: noir fantasy, femme fatale, after the war, conspiracy, private eye, unusual suspects, corrupt bureaucracy, fugees, hardboiled her

Gals like Emerald City's own Petra are one in a million: tough, sharp and doesn't mind charging by the hour.

On the other, the puzzles in Emerald City Confidential are easy, dull and don't know when to hit the road. It's all wrapped up in a good yarn lousy with twists, sure, but it might not be worth a darn if you're the type to shy away from a tangle of stringy puzzling and casual clickery.
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juliempg 19 Aug @ 10:32pm 
Sir, I've been trying to reach you about your pirate ship's extended warranty.
Modest Mauser 17 Jul @ 11:38am 
I was always told that you can't please everyone, but I bet if you worked in a factory that made ice cream sandwiches, you'd probably have a pretty good shot at it.
A Dirty Fetus 8 Jul @ 3:48pm 
TRUTTTTTTTTT STUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! :DSTchester:
Modest Mauser 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am 
Noticed I hadn't posted in a while so, been playing Tears of the Kingdom. Mostly running around and using the Master Sword, the weapon of evils bane, etc etc. to cut down trees for firewood and executing the horses I not longer liked because the stable won't let you kick them out for room. This is how I live my tragic life.
Modest Mauser 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am 
Often when I go to the strip club, I'll fix them some homemade pumpkin bread to share.
Modest Mauser 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
I guess if you end up getting bored, go buy some Brasso and see if you can find a sock and just pour some Brasso in the sock and put it over your mouth/nose, you pretty much got a cheaper method than gasoline if you want to unwind and space out for a while at home. Alright, I gotta go.