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- my favorite word is 'Happenstance' and my least favorite is 'Ajar'
- when i was in the 5th grade i convinced a 1st grader to do the Bloody Mary chant and his parents showed up to school the next day with the police
- the first game I ever 100%'d was Dead Island back on the PS3 and the last achievement I needed was the one where you have to tackle a ram as Sam B
- i have a bachelor's in English Writing which i have not once used for anything productive, the most notable thing i'll ever write is probably that one Steam Guide, probably
- i think my most played game ever is Maplestory, i was more addicted to that game when I was ten than a crackhead to crack
- my favorite console ever was the Nintendo DS which also houses my two favorite games ever Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky and The World Ends With You
- i once lent Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time to a friend in middle school and never got it back, 10-ish years later i randomly see on a newspaper my mom was reading that same friend stabbed his dad 30-ish times with garden shears, so I don't think I'm ever getting my game back
- i'm probably a key contributor as to why game cards need to be activated at cash registers now as i was a rampant kleptomaniac at the age of eight to twelve
- i once hit a woman driving a scooter while only going 2mph in an Amazon van, whoopsies
- ill add more when my dementia lets me recall anything before age twelve

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- if it ain't on Steam, it don't exist to me
- crossplay is the dumbest feature ever to exist, who the hell wants to play with people they can't befriend?
- hate how people can't see the last time you played a specific game on your profile
- the single dumbest achievement i have ever seen in a game is the one in Spiritfarer where the developer unironically expects players to replay most of their entire game (which has ZERO replay value) just to pick a different dialogue option
- i am a glutton for wave-modes in games, unless its whatever crap Gunfire Reborn gave us

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