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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
12.9 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Terrible original playfield designs, terrible physics engine, and crashes nonstop. Not good!
Posted 6 January.
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16 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
31.5 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
atrocious physics, terrible monetization scheme, zen has continued their tradition of releasing the worst mainstream pinball video game available. I feel bad for people whose introduction to pinball is through this game and it's a travesty that great game licenses are trapped with this company that has no idea what they're doing
Posted 25 September, 2024.
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70.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
one of the greatest deckbuilding games ever made. get in there, rack up crazy multipliers, use planets to upgrade your hands. it's pure poker bliss
Posted 20 February, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
They have sucked away all of the creative freedom that made CS1 great and substituted it for having to manually mess around with a dozen of the dumbest possible simulation systems just to get a single city block to function. A total nightmare for those of us who enjoyed playing with unlock all and unlimited money for the sake of building interesting and creative city designs.
Posted 25 October, 2023.
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2.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
i don't know why everyone says this game is so hard. all you have to do is climb a mountain with a hammer. ez
Posted 12 April, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
These are far and away some of the worst virtual pinball tables ever created by man. It's truly mind-boggling how someone who supposedly has an interest in pinball could design these things and decide that they should charge money for them. The only thing good about the Zaccaria retro table pack is the price - although for $1.99, I'd rather get a soda from a vending machine at the mall, which would provide at least a mild form of satisfaction.

If you have an undying need to play EM-era games, do yourself a favor and skip this pack for any of the numerous Visual Pinball X tables freely available for download on the internet.
Posted 15 January, 2023. Last edited 15 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
I found this game at the Walmart clearance section for $0.99.

This is without a doubt, one of the worst pinball video games ever created by mankind. Whoever worked on this should be ashamed of themselves.
Posted 24 September, 2022.
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9.0 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
now that the game is out, i can say that it is kind of a poo poo butt game, but probably sort of like you remember it. a little hard to find a game in NA but it is what it is. click on heads
Posted 24 August, 2022. Last edited 26 August, 2022.
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37 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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4.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's a fun game, but contrary to the store page description, it does not offer a lot of depth in its current state. Starting a new game just plops you into a sandbox with no real aim or goal. As a sandbox title, the building and management gameplay is solid, but once you're done actually placing a room down and furnishing it, you just kind of have to sit there and wait for time to go by until you have the funds to continue expanding. This is a major problem, because time goes by SO SLOW in this game that it takes forever to do anything!

With a solid career mode added, I could see this game becoming fun as you build an entire empire across the Vegas strip, like in Vegas: Make It Big. But right now, it's fun for a couple hours, and then you just sort of get bored. There's no real purpose to your actions, and the statistics offered in game for finance and gambler satisfaction are so rudimentary that there's absolutely zero engagement for those who like the nitty-gritty management.

So I'm torn - it's fun, but it's not worth $25, so unfortunately I cannot recommend this game as it is. When the next major update comes out, I'll gladly reconsider
Posted 22 November, 2020.
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96.1 hrs on record (81.2 hrs at review time)
My favorite thing about FX3 is how broken most of the tables are. My second favorite thing about FX3 is how much money I had to spend on these broken tables.
Posted 5 September, 2020. Last edited 5 March, 2023.
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