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31.8 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
you suck arse and then you kick arse
fun game with lots of variety and micro control and minmaxing ship/crew
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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362.7 hrs on record (173.6 hrs at review time)
i ♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game too
Posted 27 March, 2022.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
i hate this game
Posted 7 November, 2021.
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3.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
*click* noice
Posted 22 January, 2021.
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22.4 hrs on record
The game is extremely amusing
Especially if you grab some beer in beforehand :)
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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26.6 hrs on record
got noita'd
not that i didnt like it
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
yay! marketing!
Posted 12 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
393.8 hrs on record (343.7 hrs at review time)
Гринд на гринде через гринд гриндом погоняет. Игра для особенных мальчиков.

Тут есть тонна миссий уровня "ехай туда, привези 100 говяжьих анусов -- получи 1000 кубзиков", причём на этом работают вообще любые миссии -- на собственно доставку грузов, убийства, развоз людей и проч. Тут есть пострелушки -- круто. Тут есть кораблики в космосе -- много и красиво. После получения самого крутого кораблика делать становится, кхе-хе-уй, нечего. Ранги также ни на что не влияют и плюшек (кроме крутых корабликов за сотни миллионов денег) не дают, адмирал так и будет на посылках у безымянных бомжеватых фракций. Можно "исследовать бескрайние просторы космоса" -- это для хардкорных аутистов, которым интересно смотреть виды в виртуальном космосе и путешествовать ради них реальные дни и недели. Имхо, лучше смотреть настоящие фотографии и читать космологию или сразу купить телескоп для таких дел.

Короче, кораблики -- круто, всем советую.
Posted 28 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
perfect balance between 2d waifus and danmaku experience
Posted 7 June, 2020.
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2.9 hrs on record
such a 5Hi77y game
Utterly boring. You just wander seeking for some items without any reason and in the end you just wake up. The idea is good but the realization absolutely succs. The game feels like a fever dream tho.
Posted 18 December, 2019. Last edited 18 December, 2019.
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