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Recent reviews by ParallaxMurderer

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record
Feels like it has a nice story, but several hours in and I just can't deal with the tedium.
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
611.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Big numbers are definitely present, but this seems very unlikely to ever be completed. The "cylinders" update has been nowhere to be seen for years, and there's an "Idle Research 2" on the store already, too.
Posted 4 October, 2022. Last edited 18 February.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,880.3 hrs on record (1,861.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Recent update to player market is utter broken nonsense. The game has been completely broken for anybody who isn't a "whale" who has been playing since the minute it was first released. Progress is practically impossible.
Posted 2 June, 2022. Last edited 26 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Like UT, but extremely slow-paced, and with microtransactions and advertisement spam glued on. The maps are not even well-designed for the game's namesake gimmick to be remotely useful.
Posted 3 February, 2022. Last edited 4 February, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Mostly boring.
Posted 9 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
31.3 hrs on record
Fun, but abandoned in a mildly broken state. Many event goals are off by one, making them impossible to complete.
Posted 17 September, 2021.
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36 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Was great for a few years, but EA and/or Repsawn appear to be doing not a damn thing to attempt to stop the DDoS that is killing every single multiplayer game.
Posted 22 July, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Annoyingly difficult if attempting to play any kind of non-cheese strategy even on the supposedly "easy" levels. Spam-spawning the cheapest unit and surrounding the enemy spawn point ASAP seems the only reliable way to win and that's just boring.
Posted 13 July, 2021. Last edited 13 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
266.9 hrs on record (61.6 hrs at review time)
It's awesome and it's OSS and it's native cross-platform. Support it.
Posted 31 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Good game, but the tagline is a lie. Game time *always* moves (albeit slowly), even when you do absolutely nothing.
Posted 21 October, 2020.
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