Well here i am again.

Bought my third instalment of my favourite horticultural drug growing game and what can i say, Its exactly how i expected it too be, yes its early access but things are being updated and fixed constantly.

You start off slow, you get given a rubber fanny banger shop, You have to do some sh1t for the man and then in a surprising twist you kill the man and get too keep your kidneys, well this is a bonus right off the bat,

Once you start getting into the further levels and get some of the more potent strains and you start handing out them free doobies to every smack head and stuck up tourist the money just starts rolling in.

You upgrade your shop and make it all nice and pretty, design your shop how you want too with the many posters and shelves and wall lights and oh here we go again, im making my 1000th sale of some good old northern lights and what would you know, my kids walk right up behind me, so they have grown up a bit since my weed shop 2 review.

So the questions start, what you playing, I tell them its a flower growing game and people buy the flowers from me, then its can i play it and im like no you cant, its an adult game, not for you, then the bomb shell drops and its all well that looks like mary joe anna, and im like eh what, and their all you know it looks like mary joe anna that bad people smoke.

So at this point im like oh you mean marijuana, and their all yeah thats it, so im now lying to my kids saying no its not and its just some funny looking flowers and get your ass to bed cos you are past your bed time and if your mum finds out you have been watching me play weed games, erm i mean plant selling games then she will have my ass.

So word of warning number 2, play late at night or when your alone cos your kids and gonna sneak watch you and get you in some deep sh1t.

Updated Review :

Well the 420 update come round and what can i say, its brilliant, Nice new lab to grow hybrids in and for my kids too now start calling me heisenberg, Outdoor grow field which gives 100% quality on all plants, makes me feel like allen titchmarsh, Influencers - well boys and girls they are as stupid as they are in real life and if you give them enough free sh1t they will give you tips on hybrid recipes, but the best part about this update is chris the developer, he has listened to the community every step of the way and delivered and even after the update he has pushed constant patches to fix all the broke sh1t included Jimmy F*cking Wang breaking my pots constantly, If you havent bought this yet, then wtf are you doing with your life.

PS - Kids now know i play weed games, they are fully aware of it,cant hide it anymore, Mrs is definately not happy.