Urnex
Australian Capital Territory, Australia
 
 
Hello :cozybethesda:
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Mito.JPG 23 Jan, 2019 @ 11:47pm 
+rep has a small pee pee and also big gay
brownie_ 10 Dec, 2018 @ 5:09am 
♥♥♥♥♥ has small peen irl so he tries to flex by winning in a dead game
Maleond 11 Sep, 2018 @ 2:35am 
I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
Enticing Deborah 14 Jul, 2018 @ 9:53pm 
Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a
canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can
call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the
end of the canyon. Someone's bound to hear us by then!"
So he leans over the basket and screams out, "Helllloooooo! Where
are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
Fifteen minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo!
You're lost!"
The shouter comments, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, his friend asks, "Why do you say that?"
"For three reasons. First, he took a long time to answer, second,
he was absolutely correct, and, third, his answer was absolutely useless."

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They use different words for things in America.
For instance they say elevator and we say lift.
They say drapes and we say curtains.
They say president and we say brain damaged git.
-- Alexie Sayle

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Galah1 6 Feb, 2018 @ 5:11am 
+rep my boi
Urnex 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:58am 
if animals didnt want to be eaten that why the hell are they made out of food?