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-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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Information Center, n.:
A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to
tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
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The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more
important to do.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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If you had just a minute to breathe,
And they granted you one final wish,
Would you ask for something
Like another chance?
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether II win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg
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Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be
yours too."
-- Dave Haynie
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