jared
 
 
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Smoke 21 Mar @ 1:01pm 
"Cheater Town Hall" The rest were flawed, by nature or by ignorance. You are the greater evil. you are trash by choice. I would like to preface this response by allowing all to see your "review" of CS2 it is and I quote: "I am global elite hello, csgo please change my rank i am global elite". It is instantantiouslly apparent that you are retarded, as CS2 released on September 27, 2023 and this review was
Posted: Sep 29, 2024 @ 8:21pm
718.8 hrs on record (486.9 hrs at review time)
If any of you are wondering just 3 days later on 9/30/24, 8:52 PM, this was his performance (username is Flu Game) https://tracker.gg/cs2/matches/d324a689-98cf-41a3-874f-b9895a782a0a . While you may suffer from alien hand syndrome (the alternative is worse), I refuse to believe you are blind. So do tell me, what exact did we do with the 231.9 hours of cs2 after this review? You tell me, but ill tell you im one rank below your peak with 594.9 hours to spare. isn't that frightening?
Smoke 21 Mar @ 12:13pm 
3/3 You have lost -1794 Elo playing with or against the same people. This lack of learning is more than groundbreaking, its reality shattering. seldom do we come across a player exhibiting plantlike ignorance this effectively. I believe the root cause is a systematic dismissal of others from a weak ego, that thus induces an artificially inflated ego for self protection, big, but weak to puncture. You have been punctured. The air is leaking Gavin We are nearing 500 games in silver Gavin. the clock is ticking. but there is hope. Its not all doom, you can change while you are new and malleable. Remember the euphoria you felt on 1:51 PM August 27th 2024 (8-19 KD 42 ADR) when you peaked at GN3, look beyond the allegations for which you have no experience to claim, delve into the aim routines and macro studies! humble yourself, then build your ego back, swing by swing. Wallow in mediocrity or rise meteorically? For your sake I hope this is a shot you do not miss.
Smoke 21 Mar @ 12:13pm 
2/3 If it is your hands trembling as you wield a weapon belonging to a higher lifeform, while you watch the 4 troft feeders buy augs and negevs, knowing that their combined 16.2% entry rate is not enough, I will not know. what I do know is that you shoot with a 80% uncertainty, with a further 91% certainty for giving the enemy combatant a lineup. certaintly with stats like this we are playing entry?
Entry Attempts 18%
Entry Success per round: 8%
Oh Gavin what are we doing??? You alone have outclimbed them in so little time and yet you bait AND fail to deliver? Furthermore, may I ask why our impact score is 0.90 (bottom 16%)? What about the 62.9% KAST (bottom 10%) in fact you have a innerstanding (sure as hell not out) line up of bottom 29%, 10%, 18%, and 16% for all stat lines. Is this due to these so called, "cheaters:? Are we a weather balloon, being taken hither into untradable territories?
Smoke 21 Mar @ 12:13pm 
1/3 "shooter mcgavin", You are different from your peers in that your name isn't in all caps and your weapon of choice is a M4 and AK. unfortunately despite this overwhelming advantage your results are equal if not, worse considering the options available. I am loathe to admit you may be worse, as they did the same with less. Your peers average a combined 38.5% wr, while you hold a 42% a negligible value when weighed against your arsenal. It is rather concerning that our AK hs rate is a flat 10% (17.9% player base average) when the average for a AWP across all players is 12.9%. This is so anti-marksmanship, I suggest coining the term, "unremarksmanship". But I digress with your lack of skill with the flagship powerhouse, let us gaze upon your main rifle, the M4. It becomes glaringly obvious that VAC is working as intended when we view your performance with this beast.
Smoke 21 Mar @ 10:51am 
"DIRTY DEEDS", Your profile picture is of trump, a businessman, as such I will speak to you like no other. The margin displayed between our scathing comment of "report this hacking turd" and our combined win yield of 38% over 3,985 matches is unacceptable. To put it into terms our dear investors will understand, we queue with a 62% expectancy for depreciating value of our MMR. These metrics are quite frankly, unsustainable. So I have compiled two major data points as well as solutions for both to square the circle.

• We fired 89,819 rounds in total for an average of only 57.5 damage per round.
solution: lock the Negev & Bizon option in store permanently
• We hit the right arm 10x more than the left, interestingly this coincided with Recoil nerfs by 4.97%, 4.45%, and 9.19%(Height 7.84° down -0.41° Recoil Width 5.67° down -0.26° Total Recoil Area 44.48° down -4.5°). the improvement of one (1) percent is thus irrelevant.
solution: Non-negotiable Ak and M4 shock therapy