THANKS FOR ALL THE GOOD COMMENTS! @KOMPX

Last night I decided to walk up to my crush and ask her a question that had been bugging me for the last couple of years. I gave her shoulder a tap and proceeded to say: Pardon me, m'lady. It has come to my immediate attention that you are currently in a situation such that your significant other position is not filled. She looked at me in disgust as I proceeded to tip my fedora. After waiting for an answer for what felt like eons, I decided to be the big man and walk away (However, I knew that she would regret ignoring me).

This experience has been detrimental to my mental health and as a precaution, I have made the decision to only pursue 2D females in the future. This is where you come into the picture - Would you do the honors of being my first 2D girlfriend?

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If you 👈 hate 😡 ro🅱los . And you 👈 theenk 💭 it garbich😳 . And childich😡 . Then get 🉐 of my 🅱age 📖🔫 . Because all you 👈🏼 gonna 👉 see 👁 here is ro🅱los. GOODBYE😀🔫

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then threw up. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.