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I am a concerned father with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its f***ing memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me.

It's a meme from my community that dares to ask the tough question. In the Disney animated Pixar movie, Cars. If there are female cars and male cars and then baby cars. That implies the existence of a car ♥♥♥♥♥. I.e. a CUSSY

Who do I think I am? Let me tell you who I am. I am world first level 60 in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ classic wow. I can do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want. You think I'm a random player? You think I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random player? Let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue you in ♥♥♥♥♥. I am the the guy who had 350 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thousand viewers playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Me, not you. The most views ever on this game. The first guy to hit 60. I can do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want.