Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.

"peace and love!!" WRONG!!! FISH ATTACK!!!

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝

Amen.

Tonight let's all raise our glass 🍹🍷 🍺 and show our ass 🍑 👀 in celebration of the 🌈 GAY-vernment's 🌈newest icon! Send this 📱 to 20 of your favorite representatives 🎤 !! If you get 5️⃣ 5 back, you're as good as 📞 👩🏻 poo poo 💩 smeared across the senate on January 6th 😱 if you get 10 🖐️ 🖐️ back, you're a sub ⬇️ intern. If you get all 20 back, 🫡 Uncle Sam 🫡 will visit you 🦅 tonight and fist 👊🏻 your patriotic ♥♥♥♥♥ 🕳️ 💦 🤤

🧑‍⚖️ 🏛️ UH OH!! 😰🚨 looks like 👀 a 😈🎅 naughty little staffer was 🚫CAUGHT 🎥 taking some 🍆 District 😳 ♥♥♥♥ 🍌 in the Senate 🏛️Hearing Room!! 🏛️💦Too bad Daddy Santos 👩‍🎤 isn't there to yell 📣DIVA DOWN📢 all over that big 🇺🇸 patriotic 🍑 peach!! 🍆 💦 This puts a 🕳️ whole 🕳️ new meaning 📖 to getting 🤤 🥵 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the 🫡 government!! 🦅 That's right ✅ Uncle Sam 👴🏻 put his Country Cummies 🏊‍♂️ into that ✨ twink’s ✨ juicy hole 💧 He loves our 💕 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much he gave his hill staffussy 😵‍💫 for us 😍

+Rep *kiss*