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I genuinely in good conscience cannot recommend this game to anyone who has addiction problems.

I'm not even joking when I say this, LocalThunk wrote into his will that when he dies, Balatro's game mechanics CANNOT be used for any real-world gambling. That's how addictive this game is.

But I'm not stopping you.

Buckshot Roulette harnesses the essence of gambling, especially in multiplayer mode.

No, I'm not talking about the gameplay. I mean the interactions, the metagame. The way you die first in all three rounds. The way you load up a new lobby waiting for a new run. The way you try Double or Nothing thinking this is gonna be the high score this time.

You load the shotgun with malicious intent, praying to god you get a live. And it clicks empty. You yell at your computer monitor begging, pleading the Dealer to not ruin your streak. But he does.

If you want a game that you can sink half an hour into every day, play this game. You won't get better at winning, just better at not losing.

Please keep updating this game visually and mechanically it's the most fun I've had in the past 30 minutes.

GOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAM

HEY THIS IS NOT A TEST
THIS IS ROCK AND ROLLL
TIME TO ROCK IT FROM THE DELTA TO THE DMZ
is that me, or does that sound like an elvis presley movie?
Viva Da Nang
Da Nang me, Da Nang me, why don't they get a rope and hang me?
HEY is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late
it's oh 600 what's the oh stand for? Oh my god, it's early
Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon Marty Dreiwitz?
Thank you Marty for silky-smooth sound, make me sound like Peggy Lee;

Skip Barbuta and pretend the game is called UFO 49. Just trust me on this.

Minecraft Warcraft, I guess.

When I review video games, I review them not as products, or services, or experiences. I review them as video games, because that's what they are - they're meant to be played, explored, mastered, taken from. I don't consider what the developer's done in the past, either - unless it's clear that the developer's evil intentions and motives seep into the game itself, I don't judge a developer based on what else they've done. Separate art from artist is my motto.

With that said, this game just sucks hot ass.

Unapologetically mediocre. Nightmare Kart's only things that it's got going for it is that it was made by the PSX goth transbian furry yeag girl, and that it's Bloodborne on Steam before Bloodborne on Steam. But that's... That's genuinely it.

• The visuals feel gaudy in a sense that it's either too classic or too modern with no inbetween. The default settings for the game give you a PS1-inspired look and feel, but I turned it off immediately because it just felt... wrong.
  
• The controls are clunky, making fights feel way worse than they should be. The Father Gregory fight in particular is something I'm just not fond about. The AI can range from "annoyingly hard" to "child's play" with seemingly no inbetween.
  
• The menus and settings menus are barebones. This is a nitpicky thing, but control rebinding should have been standardized - nay, mandatory - once the PS2 era hit. It just makes personalizing your experience so much worse.

I don't actually care about Bunlith or Ms. Walker or whoever being trans. But I'm just disappointed that she could have done better, that she could have given 4chan a reason to not be extremist all the time.

2/5. I'm sorry, but this has untapped potential. :(

This game would be way more fun if you were a Halo spartan and you shot enemies down with your auto rifle and sniped enemies from mere meters away but it's pretty fun either way

Arena shooters need good first impressions. I didn't like this first impression.

Pros:
* It's free to play and was created using the Unreal Engine, allowing for more players to marvel at its graphics.
* The weapon selection is a bit unique, but nothing special.
* Movement is unique as well, but it's not what I'm looking for.

Cons:
* I don't like how the movement works. It's not very arena-like.
* You'll need a mid-range PC to run this game, which is unfortunate.
* There's no easy way to set up offline matches, a staple for longevity.

Because of this, I don't really like it. But if you'd like a movement shooter that emphasizes arena play just as much as run-and-gun, then you might like it.

I actually like Overwatch 2, I'm just giving a negative review just so Blizzard can learn their lesson.

Also, didn't Valve keep up Team Fortress Classic on Steam after TF2 was released?