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not enough wood!
>gets more wood
not enough wood!
>gets more wood
our food supplies are running low!
>gets more food
the enemy is preparing to attack!
>they only attack wood and food

10/10 would log cabin again
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PLEASE READ THIS BUYERS GUIDE BEFORE PURCHASING ANYTHING!
https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/18w8zet/2024_guide_to_buying_hitman_3_and_world_of/

TL;DR: If you want the full experience, buy the full $69.99 or $99.99 versions. The DLCs are misleading and scammy.


To preface this novella, what little content is actually accessible without purchasing/re-purchasing content is fantastic. You can easily sink 1,000+ hours into this game and still find creative ways to complete missions. The HITMAN franchise is such a unique concept that is exceptionally well executed.

Now getting into the abhorrent practices from the idiot executives at IOI.

This is their current sales model.
Step 1: Sell the base game for $30.00
Step 2: Sell the Deluxe Pack for $35.99
For a total of ~ $55.99 (not on sale), you would think that you were getting buying games that are in the HITMAN franchise. So you go ahead, purchasing the game and expect IOI to be like any other publisher - straight forward and not confusing with the content that you're getting.

No. You are buying HITMAN (2016), some skins (which are totally useless for a new player), and some side missions (which you are heavily discouraged from playing). Oh yeah, and don't forget to sign up for a free account to get a soundtrack and some comic books. But that's fine I guess, not like I can get a refund because its DLC. Get scammed idiot.

Step 3: Staring at the campaign missions for HITMAN 2 and HITMAN 3, you consider the games in order to unlock access.
Well, unlucky for you there is a delisted upgrade pack. And oh, did we forget to mention that this upgrade pack is $40.00. You could have also just purchased this and the base game. Get scammed idiot.

Guess what, consumer? We just tricked you into buying that $99.99 game. Oh yeah, you also won't be receiving an extra copy HITMAN (2016) because you can't stack DLC on Steam. Get scammed idiot.

At least other companies will lie and mislead you to your face. IOI can get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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this is a pro alphabet guide covering all of the things you need in order to play GZW like a chad will be updated with actual useful information whenever i can actually play the game lol
the method
0000: wake up
0001: mogging session
0400: cook breakfast (egg shells and caviar)
0401: eat breakfast
0402: mogging session
1700: cook dinner (caviar with egg shells)
1701: eat dinner
1702: mogging session
2359: sleep
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Dr. Gemo 18 Nov @ 11:49am 
"Who the hell is Dr. Gemo?"
-Dr. Gemo
sav 22 Oct @ 11:24pm 
a million years later...
crazy kitty 15 Jun @ 6:25pm 
:DD
#PEEKEDBYXIAOPANG 11 Jun @ 10:10pm 
Bro disobeyed the first law of thermodynamics (I paid him for a roblox gambling site and there never was a roblox gambling site)
#PEEKEDBYXIAOPANG 11 Jun @ 7:25pm 
PV=NRT
Dr. Gemo 1 May @ 8:00am 
"Who the hell is Dr. Gemo?"
-Dr. Gemo