Hey, I'm Magicoal, the guy that ranted about how addicting Terraria was about half a year ago. Something crucial that I left out in that review was mods. I mean I did mention a bit, but I didn't elaborate. And I guess I can do that now while I wait for my friend to get out of work so we can continue our Calamity playthrough.

Anyways, let's get to the rant, shall we?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 11123591082354132/10 WOULD DEFINITELY NOT RECOMMEND! SO AFTER DEALING WITH THE DOPAMINE RUSH THAT TERRARIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAVE ME, I DECIDED TO GET MODS BECAUSE I HATE MY GRADES! NOW THIS WAS BEFORE TMODLOADER WAS ON STEAM SO I HAD TO GO THROUGH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMPLICATED PROCESS TO GET TMODLOADER BUT WHEN I DID I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUINED MY LIFE!

YOU SEE I DECIDED TO TRY CALAMITY BECAUSE IT'S A BIG ASS MOD AND I HAVE A SMALL ASS ♥♥♥♥ AND I WANTED TO COMPENSATE FOR ♥♥♥♥! THEN I DECIDED TO DO NORMAL MODE BECAUSE I'M A BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIMP! THEN I DIED TO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRY SEAHORSE ♥♥♥♥♥ AND RAGE QUIT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! THEN, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC AND ME NOT DOING ANY OF MY SCHOOL WORK AND MY GRADES DETERIORATING, I DECIDED TO TRY AGAIN! THIS TIME I DECIDED TO BE A BIG BOY AND DID REVENGEANCE MODE AFTER ADDING SOME QUALITY OF LIFE MODS LIKE MAGIC STORAGE WHICH IS A BLESSING TO HUMANITY!

I DIED OVER SIX HUNDRED TIMES AND DIED OVER A HUNDRED TIMES TO ONE SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOSS, SUPREME CALAMITAS, BUT IT WAS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOT WORTH IT BECAUSE OF THE ABSOLUTE FUN I HAD! MY GRADES SUFFERED AND MY MOM WAS NOT HAPPY! AND IF YOU ARE A HUMAN WITH A MOTHER YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER NOT BEING HAPPY IS A VERY BAD THING INDEED!

ANYWAYS, I DECIDED TO DO MORE AND MORE PLAYTHROUGHS AND ABANDONED A LOT OF THEM BUT STILL HAD A LOT OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUN UNTIL I DECIDED TO DO MULTIPLAYER WITH A FRIEND THEN AFTER SEEING HIS RAW SUMMONER POWER I DID SUMMONER AND KICKED ASS AND DIED TO SUPREME CALAMITAS ONLY ONCE WHICH WAS REALLY AWESOME AND NOW I'M DOING ANOTHER MULTIPLAYER PLAYTHROUGH WITH OTHER FRIENDS WHERE I'M GONNA KICK MORE ASS WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUMMONER!

AND GET THIS THERE IS MORE MODS THAN CALAMITY AND I DO WANT TO EVENTUALLY TRY THEM ALL BECAUSE THE DOPAMINE IS UNREAL AND I HAVE MORE THAN TWO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THOUSAND HOURS IN TOTAL INCLUDING BOTH VANILLA TERRARIA AND MODDED TERRARIA OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

In all seriousness, mods are really fun. Terraria is a game that doesn't need mods to be fun, but when mods are added, it becomes something that can truly never be boring. Sure, TModLoader is buggy as ♥♥♥♥ and crashes all the time, but it's still fun. My only gripe with Calamity is Ceaseless Void because of the pain he put me through, which I'll explain in another place sometime in the future. But for now, get TModLoader. Try a mod. Calamity. Thorium. Mod of Redemption. Overhaul. The list goes on and on. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a piss and play some more Calamity. G'night y'all.

Hey, I'm Magicoal, the guy that ranted about how addicting Terraria was about half a year ago. Something crucial that I left out in that review was mods. I mean I did mention a bit, but I didn't elaborate. And I guess I can do that now while I wait for my friend to get out of work so we can continue our Calamity playthrough. Anyways, let's get to the rant, shall we? FUCKING 11123591082354132/10 WOULD DEFINITELY NOT RECOMMEND! SO AFTER DEALING WITH THE DOPAMINE RUSH THAT TERRARIA FUCKING GAVE ME, I DECIDED TO GET MODS BECAUSE I HATE MY GRADES! NOW THIS WAS BEFORE TMODLOADER WAS ON STEAM SO I HAD TO GO THROUGH A FUCKING COMPLICATED PROCESS TO GET TMODLOADER BUT WHEN I DID I FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE! YOU SEE I DECIDED TO TRY CALAMITY BECAUSE IT'S A BIG ASS MOD AND I HAVE A SMALL ASS DICK AND I WANTED TO COMPENSATE FOR SHIT! THEN I DECIDED TO DO NORMAL MODE BECAUSE I'M A BIG FUCKING WIMP! THEN I DIED TO A FUCKING DRY SEAHORSE BITCH AND RAGE QUIT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! THEN, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC AND ME NOT DOING ANY OF MY SCHOOL WORK AND MY GRADES DETERIORATING, I DECIDED TO TRY AGAIN! THIS TIME I DECIDED TO BE A BIG BOY AND DID REVENGEANCE MODE AFTER ADDING SOME QUALITY OF LIFE MODS LIKE MAGIC STORAGE WHICH IS A BLESSING TO HUMANITY! I DIED OVER SIX HUNDRED TIMES AND DIED OVER A HUNDRED TIMES TO ONE SINGLE FUCKING BOSS, SUPREME CALAMITAS, BUT IT WAS SO FUCKING NOT WORTH IT BECAUSE OF THE ABSOLUTE FUN I HAD! MY GRADES SUFFERED AND MY MOM WAS NOT HAPPY! AND IF YOU ARE A HUMAN WITH A MOTHER YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER NOT BEING HAPPY IS A VERY BAD THING INDEED! ANYWAYS, I DECIDED TO DO MORE AND MORE PLAYTHROUGHS AND ABANDONED A LOT OF THEM BUT STILL HAD A LOT OF FUCKING FUN UNTIL I DECIDED TO DO MULTIPLAYER WITH A FRIEND THEN AFTER SEEING HIS RAW SUMMONER POWER I DID SUMMONER AND KICKED ASS AND DIED TO SUPREME CALAMITAS ONLY ONCE WHICH WAS REALLY AWESOME AND NOW I'M DOING ANOTHER MULTIPLAYER PLAYTHROUGH WITH OTHER FRIENDS WHERE I'M GONNA KICK MORE ASS WITH FUCKING SUMMONER! AND GET THIS THERE IS MORE MODS THAN CALAMITY AND I DO WANT TO EVENTUALLY TRY THEM ALL BECAUSE THE DOPAMINE IS UNREAL AND I HAVE MORE THAN TWO FUCKING THOUSAND HOURS IN TOTAL INCLUDING BOTH VANILLA TERRARIA AND MODDED TERRARIA OH MY FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- In all seriousness, mods are really fun. Terraria is a game that doesn't need mods to be fun, but when mods are added, it becomes something that can truly never be boring. Sure, TModLoader is buggy as fuck and crashes all the time, but it's still fun. My only gripe with Calamity is Ceaseless Void because of the pain he put me through, which I'll explain in another place sometime in the future. But for now, get TModLoader. Try a mod. Calamity. Thorium. Mod of Redemption. Overhaul. The list goes on and on. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a piss and play some more Calamity. G'night y'all.