11/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
TERRARIA RUINED MY LIFE BY BEING SO DARN ADDICTING! BETWEEN VANILLA AND MODS, I HAVE WELL OVER A THOUSAND HOURS! AND I GOT THIS GAME LAST DECEMBER!
TERRARIA MADE ME MORE SOCIAL WITH MY FRIENDS AND GAVE ME MORE FUN AND DOPAMINE THAN EVER BEFORE! AND THEN CALAMITY CAME ALONG AND MADE IT ALL WORSE! IT GAVE ME EVEN MORE FUN AND DOPAMINE, MAKING MY HAPPINESS LEVEL GO INTO OVERDRIVE!

Why would I have this game, may you ask? Well once upon a time, I was the idiot like you, thinking Terraria was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2D ripoff of Minecraft. But then my friend gifted me the game. And now I was like, "Well ♥♥♥♥, now I'm morally obligated to play this game. If I don't, I'll just seem like some heartless jerk who likes to waste the money of my friends." So I played the game.

AND GOT ADDICTED TO IT! SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ADDICTED TO A GAME WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT A GIANT ASS EYE WITH TEETH AND A POSSESSED PLANT THEN STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME! I LITERALLY DID THIS OVER HOMEWORK AND DEVELOPED BAD SOCIAL SKILLS!

But seriously, get the game. It excels in every single department of awesomeness. It makes me sad that I got this game for free via my friend, but after experience, I can safely say that it is worth every single penny that you pay. All ten dollars. Just get the damn game and get out of the negative review section.





I hope I made someone laugh.