Official translator for Beat Hazard 2

"Sony made the Dreamcast, isnt that right?" - GrimReplay 2013
"I am Thon, eat my spread!" - Ashens 2014
"Nuts, oh much." - Donald Trump 2016
"Its a very wonderful thing to show people." - Grand Illusions 201?
"♥♥♥♥ you Sam, its all your fault. You stole my Doritos." - Vsauce 201?
"My name is Bop It!" - Chadtronic 201?
"America, sometimes destructive intervention leads you to freedom!" - Paul Barbato 2017
"Its my cake now, thank you very much!" - Postman Pat ????
"No modifications have been made on my "Woody"" - TirarADeguello 2017
"Thank you, chicken." - Ephemeral Rift 2017
"This car doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feel well." Linus Javelson 2017
"I hate cacti! Ouch!" - Dude from Beyblade Metal Fusion 2009
"why is it pronounced "double-you" when it looks like a double v" - PhantomJax 2018
"Massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ box, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Ryan "Cousin Dan" Livermore 2018
"Were all exclusive in our disappointing card games." - Stuart Ashen 2015
"Why not? Everyone loves stickers." - MetalJesusRockis 2017
"I would eat a car covered in Nutella." - Barry Lewis 2016
"Why are you a Beyblade? Youre not a Pokémon!" SpiersTheAmazingHD 2017
"Stop sniffing my junk." Eli Silverman 2016
"I dont like when you do sexy things." Paul Gannon 201?
"Fudge you, Australia." NerdCubed 2015
"Made in China, of course it is, everything is...even you!" Stuart Ashen 2018
"I know that in the bad ending, something bad happens." Neco The Sergal 2018
"I got an awesome view of it's feet" Call Me Kevin 2018
"I like breast, don't get me wrong." Ephemeral Rift 2021
"As always, I'll re-lube the rails." The 8-Bit Guy 2020
"Is that a Hitler puppet?" LGR 2016
"I can spend half an hour talking about nuts, but I'm not gonna do that." Thomas DeLauer 2021
"They do love a good wiener here in Moldova." bald and bankrupt 2019
"Children are monsters." Tom Scott 2020
"Oh yes, peel that ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥." Robbaz 2021
"I'm ruining everything, everyone, and I apologize for that" Fredrik Knudsen 2018
"Mr Burns pwning the liberal millennials" LS Mark 2021
"Now everyone will know my hidden desire to change my name to Norville" LS Mark 2021
“My freezer can’t go that low, so I have to use liquid nitrogen” - Nilered, 2021