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这几天过的真的太开心了,有露宝的樱花fufu(坐不住,一定是正版女儿!),小琴同学预定的黑人跳舞祝福视频(简直羞耻到没眼看!),现实中也一起邀请朋友聚餐唱K吃蛋糕(万年游戏宅一张现充体验卡),还有远在霓虹国的樱花妹-白羽姐姐人美声甜的视频庆生祝福(富婆姐姐!),超级可爱!~
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If your PC set doennot have those, it's out of date!
Jumbotron Screen
Edible Power Supply
Eco-Friendly Case
At least 5 of GTX 750 GPUs
HUAWEI CPU
Bulletproof Case Shell
AI Assistant Hentai Figures & Stickers
DOLBY VISION RBG LIGHTS
1TB exFAT Flashdrive (It's called flashdrive? Speed of light!)
Real Life Mouse
Razer MIDI Keyboard
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If not, you are nothing
该交下个月的好友费()´ω`(),可是azorluy已经拿不出来了..因为..因为azorluy已经遍体鳞伤啦......(TωT)
可以用拥抱来代替吗
请空叔未来继续跟azorluy做朋友吧~
Get rich quick:
Step 1:
Get a bunch of simps for yourself
Step 2:
Get diabetes
Step 3:
Diabetic urine is sweet like honey, my friend.
You are gonna make some dentists real rich!
Step 4:
take 80% of the money from the dentists and give them each a cup of your urine for each transaction.
Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.
U can hav all of my work
I came back from a not-distant future to deliver this message
The guy who shall post a comment after me actually has stage 4 prostate cancer
Godbless
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🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🩵🩵🩵 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂
🩵 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅 💕
好久不见咯
Vegetarians do not eat any meat
Vegan is more radical than vegetarian.
They eat Vegetables+ Bacon
Vegetable+Bacon = Vegan
蹭蹭૮(ˊᗜˋ*)ა
You might have heard from me that one leading reason short people die faster is because they inhale more fart than us.
well, here's another one
they'are too short
which makes them able to give themselves bl0w j0bs
hence they do it 24/7 and die
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕕!⠀
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夏天最舒服的事情果然还是开着空调钻进被窝里ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)
kong叔晚上~
How to show your love to someone in Chinese
Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物,直叫人生死相许
Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜,切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根,一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里,有多难受我就有多爱你
Azorluy从今天开始就发假了,过完这个假期就要成为痛苦的打工人了 ˃ ˄ ˂ 在这一个月里我要打好多好多游戏( ˝ᗢ˝ )
最近看龙之家族第二季快被逆天改编气晕了,今年又是苦等冰火小说卷六的一年(ó﹏ò。)
推荐一首歌Yes的Siberian Khatru,希望你喜欢 (⑅˃◡˂⑅)
Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live
Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic
I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!
I am simply offensive to everyone
I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.
Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays