Just like Human Centipede, this game is medically and scientifically accurate.
Just like Apollo 13, you will have a lot of problems.
Just like Shakespeare, it will end in tragedy.
Just like NASA, you will not have enough funds to continue missions.
Just like your grandma, you will end up as ashes.
Just like Boy Meets World... except face first.
Just like Die Hard: With a Vengeance... except no vengeance.
Just like a Japanese Kamikaze pilot... except unintentional.
Just like your girlfriend's virginity... all will be lost.
Just like gay marriage... you will eventually get close.
Just like an adopted baby, you will long for reuniting with mother moon.
Just like a failed marriage, you wonder where it all went wrong.
Just like an Islam extremist, you will scream prior to your death.
Just like a cookie, you will crumble.
Just like Selena Gomez, you will have one good hit, but can't replicate it no matter how hard you try.
Just like a crazed sociopath Jebediah will ALWAYS smile, whether he's being thrown into the sun or on a fire-reentry back into Kerbin Orbit. - (Cobalt Lightning)
Just like you have Alzheimers, you will forget your parachute - (Austin)
Just like war, It never changes. - (Dr. Strangelove)
Just like Peppi you'll use the boost to get through. - (Kodiak)
Just like Falco there will be something wrong with the G-diffuser
Just like Slippy, "Help me.....help me!"
Just like a large burrito. It looks delicious, but always ends up a terrible mess.
Just like a Stormtrooper you'll never hit your target
Unlike Luke Trusting your instincts will get you killed
Unlike Star Wars, the only force you need to be concerned about is Mass X Acceleration
Just like a necromancer, you'll have absolutely no life - (Kodiak)
Just Like North Korea, The Rocket will never launch - (Sir Panda)
Just like a Space Marine, we call it Steel Rain - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like Skyrim, your steed will only be able to fly for minutes at a time - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like SimCity, you'll quickly learn your building skills are sh*t - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like HL2.exe, everything will stop working. - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Unlike a console port, none of your frames are properly locked. - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like a Scout, Jebediah runs fast and dies a virgin - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like your mom's house, one mistake and you're out - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like Early Access, you'll have a good concept but it won't be going anywhere. - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like the review writer, you'll take other ideas as a "community effort". - (Kill-Cam Celebrity)
Just like Russia. You can only love it or hate it. - (Selina Kyle)
Just like EA, you promote it as a good thing, but it turns out to be a bad thing - (NOSCOPE)
just like a Steam sale, you will use the funds that you don't have. - (Broccoli)
Just Like Adventure Time, Grab your friends & go to very distant lands. - (Kanjzo)
Just like IPhone 6, It will bend. - (Kanjzo)
Just like this review, f*cking retarded, dude - (Chris Atkins)
Just like a bomb ... BOOOOM!!! - (Chasew) [clever haha]
Just like Star Trek movies, every other launch will suck. - (#SwagnarTheSweg)
Just like a heart transplant, it was all going so well... - (Nigel Burke's Wristwatch)
Just like the definition of insanity you will do things over and over expecting things to change and they never do. - (Swumprat)
Just like Counter-Strike, you think its easy to aim and land but you discover that you suck at it. - (Goonfighter)
Just like Dwarf Fortress, losing is fun! - (Amok God of Blood)
Just like chipotle, you'll have a good feeling at first but then your spaceship will explode like your digestive tract. - (Chris. P Back edit by Less than 3)
Just like LSD you think your doing good but you just look like a wanker screaming at a screen - (Rustic_Chaos)
Just like Commander Shepard, this is my favourite review on the Citadel - (Cryken) ;D
Just like League of Legends, you will rage but keep playing for some reason - (AsnBoi69)
Just like a skiing holiday : You'll go all the way up just to tumble down screaming WEEEEE! - (EngineerFalcon)
Just like Dark Souls, you'll keep coming back, no matter what happens. - ([ALPB])
Just like America: No matter how many missiles you launch the only thing you accomplish is debt. - (Onahara-Senpai)
Just like the Illuminati, there's hidden pyramids. - (Bill_Rye_The_Bread_Guy)
Just like a model rocket, only one out of 10 you recover. - (Xelloss)
Just like Obama, you say you will accomplish a lot, but you never do. - (MessyBionicJew)
Just like chocolate, it's satisfying at first, but destroys you in the long haul. - (Jamiedodgey)
Just like the fez devolper it all ends with a rage. - (Game of Pwns)
Just like duct tape on a rock, nothing you attach to it will help it fly any farther - (SaintMcDougall)
Just like fireworks, do i even need to explain? - (Your Cat)
Just like a James Bond/Michael Bay movie, everything will explode - (Your Cat)
Just like a cat, looks cute but will ruin everything :3 - (Gorloss)
Just like Gaben, it will be worth the weight - (01000110011001010110000...)
Just like every Call of Duty, you will make carbon copies of another ship with only minor changes. - (Satan)
Just like a psychopath, there will always be one person that laughs when everyone is killed - (Satan)
Just like the iPhone 6, your ship will bend and break for no reason. - (Satan)
Just like religion you can stick as much stuff on it as you want but it will never work - (Neardy_nugget)
Just like the Japanese, you'll watch it explode twice before fixing the problem. - (XA)
Just like The Son, you gotta get a grip - (Cryken)
Unlike Scott Manley, you will NOT be good at this game. - (GodsGrampa)
Just like you're grandpa, you will always forget where you placed your parachutes. - (Haise Sasaki)
Just like the Cold War, there are vast energies waiting to waste time. (de bezt persuhn evr)
Just like movies, it starts good, then changes a lot. (Jonathan!)
Just like life, so hard to complete without breaking yourself. - (Jonathan!)
Just like Rick Astley, it will never give you up. - (Xerath)
Just like the van parked at the playground, It tells you it has candy. But there was only a hurt bhut hole after. - (GageMPZERO)

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