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Recent reviews by big Hat arxm

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39 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
59.7 hrs on record
virtual online prison for autists, future gambling addicts, bots, venezuelan gold farmers and the clinically insane
Posted 16 August.
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48 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
56.7 hrs on record
The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and crush its victim.

Hesitation is defeat.
Posted 23 July.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
R*ddit style writing, trash voice acting, no animals or people present. No threat or danger from environment. No intelligence necessary.

Years after playing this I sometimes still cringe from how boring the game is that I genuinely feel the immediate need to hit the highway no seat belt and drink drive at night 120mph to wash it out of my system.
Posted 8 April. Last edited 23 July.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
The setting and preview looked interesting but when you get down to it, pure style over substance.

The AI is braindead. It always rushes head on toward you, never uses cover, never flanks, does not grenade and never creates any distance to fire at you from afar. All you have to do to counter the AI is camp in a corner or run small circles. Most of the time you will find yourself clipping their heads off like zombies as they line up in a convenient straight line. When killed they turn into an unsatisfying puff of blood. I expect more from cybernetic warriors.

The guns available for use are best described as generic, akimbo does not equal exciting. The guns did not even react 50% of the time to mouse clicks until I changed the settings from default windowed to fullscreen mode. It turns out this is a commonly reported error in an FPS! This game has been out for over a year....

The multi-directional level design is bad because it makes the worst mistake of all, it's confusing, the game progression relies on travelling by jumps and wall-run through the map without strongly advertising direction to the player by environmental prompts, markers or arrows, this conflicts hard with the fast pacing the game tries to establish through the music and character movement speed, the result is this causes constant breaks to immersion and increases frustration.

E1 is said to have the "best" design of the entire game. I decided to stop playing before E2,E3 to get a refund. Be aware this becomes an arena shooter. It is worth noting that there is woke political pandering squeezed into the codex for no apparent reason. The game is not very long, 5 or 6 hours so there is that too.
Posted 24 March. Last edited 24 March.
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40 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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2.9 hrs on record
kill goblins
behead goblins
roundhouse kick a goblin into the concrete
slam dunk a goblin baby into the trash can
crucify filthy goblins
stir-fry goblins in a wok
judo-throw goblins into a woodchipper
occasionally chop goblins
Posted 21 March, 2023. Last edited 21 March, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record
S+ tier adventure gnomepilled lifefuel with proper dungeon sync music, atmosphere and fluid movement.
if you're arachnophobic i suggest you grow some hairs in appropriate areas by using this Scandi Kino as exposure therapy

It's an inspiration that one person all created this,.
Posted 21 March, 2023. Last edited 21 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
the rock paper scissor solution to the migrant crisis
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record
Bullet time FPS that's perhaps atmospherically best described as "Ringu"/"The Ring" mixed in with "Think" by Kaleida
Posted 15 November, 2020. Last edited 21 November, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
109.9 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
If you believe music can be created within the process of exploding a legion of murderbots with round upon round of earth shattering ammunition, you'd be absolutely correct.
Posted 12 November, 2020. Last edited 12 November, 2020.
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18 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
27.8 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Real men keep steadycam disabled.
Posted 13 October, 2020.
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