bro you gotta believe me i saw a wendigo with a huge rack

im sticking you inside an adult sized glass jar and sealing you. You are unlikely to survive but in the name of medical science. this is a sacrifice i am willing to make

bro i gotta come clean man the past 15 minutes we've been talking ive been farting like crazy. like not in a cute funny amount like actually hotboxing my room with sulfur. its almost worrying, it just wont stop man

Down, to the river down
They carried poor Rhodesia

Drowned, never to be crowned
Our queen lays slain, Rhodesia

Wouldn't leave your body to the hounds
Couldn't bury you in hallowed ground, Rhodesia

im evil.

I AM NOT NICE