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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭!
𝘗𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘗𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘗𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩

This not game has a serious flaw in it.
It's got too damn many Ducks!
If you're into that sort of thing, then it's aight.
If you aint, then it aint.
Want to collect some ducks? Probably collect um here.
I mean, I give ZERO Ducks what you do.
Do whatever you want to ducking do ducker.
Me? I don't think I'll load this much more.
I'm just not that kind of ducker, dig? Duck it.
Oh, second flaw, no bathtub. Maybe I should thumbs down this tubless duck thing.

When the world just doesn't make sense anymore.
When you know there's a purpose for you, just don't know what.
When you're backed into a corner and desperate to reach out.
When you just need something to hold onto.

Don't play this game. That's not what this is about at all.

This is a simple puzzle game kid.
It's just not going to solve your problems.
It's a puzzle for you to solve.
See? you solve this, it doesn't solve you.

Feed the rat kings of tomorrow, the smelly cheese of yesterday!
Get it? Only if it's on sale.
Got it? It came in a bundle.
Good? Naa, but it gets the job done.

I wish I had a slice of cake,
Maybe some ice cream too.
I could enjoy it with a spoon,
I like the badge, that's my take.

This game, it's clunky.
This game, it's chunky.
This game, it's funky.
This game, I'll never play again.

Click, red. Click, orange.
Click, red. Click, red. *Blocks erase*
Click, orange. Click, orange. *Blocks erase*
Click, green. Click, yellow.
Click, green. Click, green. *blocks erase*

You get the idea. Game of the year contender here.
EDIT: So I nominated it!

This blond broad in a 90's era mini skirt on it.
I think I saw her in Atlantic City when I was driving by the Days Inn.
Looks like you got that heel fixed!

This is easy, it's a connect four or more.
Go for the more, it's better than the four.
Not that any of this matters anymore.
There isn't really a point to the score.
The game turns out to be a bit of a snore.
Would I take it out and drown it at the Shore?
Naa, that wouldn't be right at all. Buncha Sickos.

Would I recommend this sorta thing here? That's what you're askin me eh.
Yea, Maybe.
All I'm sayin is the first badge is a flesh light.
If you like this sorta thing, then you'll like this sorta thing.
Don't like this sorta thing, then you won't like this thing.
I'm not gonna judge you. Buy it, don't buy it.
Makes no difference to me but since we're friends now.
I say choose the Yes! It's always right,
Unless it's not, then No would have been right wouldn't it?
Thats right Jimmy and Sally, then it would be No.
It could possibly be wrong, leading us back to Yes.

With this game you have good time. Images so sexy for your eye!
Lay back to music while images make sexy time with your eye.
Yes!

+1 100% Eye relief! +1 100% So Sexy +1 100% Images!

Connect the dots. That's what you do.
Connect the dots. That's how it goes.
Connect the dots. It'll grow on you.
Connect the dots. It's got daily's!
Connect the dots. Now with more. . . . Lynes.

The overall game is Short but, it's an entertaining kinda short.
Simple puzzles? Sure. Artistic style and engaging soundtrack? You bet.
Pick it up on sale. It's not reinventing the wheel here.
Click the stuff and try it out till it works. Sometimes it makes sense.

Be aware, the prequel DLC is not a win. Get the combo deal on sale.
That is if this appeals to you. The story is, a story.