really into feet stuff, but it's all good we don't judge. but i'm just saying, the feet stuff? I mean, still, its all good. i'm not judging. Anyways, I should wrap this up. I was just thinking about a great recipe I once had for pasta. So anyways, this is like mostly pasta (as pasta dishes will often go) and then you GOTTA get some sauce. Okay, once again I'm realizing this thing is running a little long. So I says to him, I says, so there this pasta thing

-rep feeder noob, calls Wyvern "the dragon one"

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong

Hello, young teenage male. I am a father of a teen about your age. I see that your face is quite feminine. It has many soft (yet attractive) features such as a small nose and thin eyebrows as well as a soft (yet brilliantly beautiful) jawline. I would very much be pleased if you would try on some of these dresses. Why? You ask, young boy— well simply because you are about the same size as my daughter (age 18). I was going to try and find a maid dress so she could cosplay as her favorite anime character. But I am not sure if it is the right size. I figured that since you are around her size you should try it on. It will be a good estimate to tell me if it will fit her. I know I am just a random man at the mall, but it will only take a second. Just put on the maid dress. (7 minutes later): OwO stunning! Positively divine. The dress is a perfect fit 📸! She will be very pleased by this gift. Wait I’m not done. Come come

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

+rep fun killer <3