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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 164.4 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:49am

Some of the few reasons you should not buy this game if you:

- make food for yourself.
- are a high performer.
- are a low performer.
- already have insomnia.
- like rouge likes
- like games like Minecraft, Subnautica, Dave the diver, etc.
- like to dabble with playing card here and there.
- like gambling in the slightest.
- have a job.
- have a family.
- have a life.

Please. DON'T.
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