🚨 SHOCKING REVELATION ALERT 🚨: Brace yourselves because my friend just made an ABSOLUTELY WILD announcement that’s straight out of a sitcom. After a period of intense self-discovery, they’ve come to the earth-shattering realization that they’re aroace—but here’s where it gets truly bananas: its because their entire romantic and sexual energy is consumed by an intense, all-encompassing lust for GARFIELD. Yes, you heard that right. The lasagna-loving, orange furball has sparked an unrestrained passion that overshadows any human connection. Forget dating apps or human romance—Garfield’s irresistible charm and penchant for pasta have ignited a fire in their soul like no other! This mind-blowing admission proves that love and lust can be as unexpected and outrageous as possible. So, let’s celebrate my friend’s newfound love for a cartoon cat who’s taken over their heart and desires! 🧡🐾

Mr Trotter molested both me and his close friend Daniel with a stuffed garfield plushy

2/10 not enough garfield games

garf

hi

His favourite games:
1: Gay World
2: Super Auto Pets
3: GTAV (shoe shop)