Today you woke up,
You got out of bed, so did a hooker.
You got cleaned up, so did a hooker.
You both had to show up for work.
You both had to please your bosses.
You both had to do something you did not like.
You both had to please a customer.
You both had to fake a smile.
You both had to stop working.
You both had to go home.
You got cleaned up, so did the hooker.
You got into bed, so did the hooker.
Tonight you slept.

We're all hookers and pimps, trying to survive,
Survive by pleasing and pimping.
Forever caught in a unending circle,
A circle of pleasing and pimping.
Sometimes you're The Boss, The Customer, and/or The Hooker.

Copy and paste it somewhere if all of it was true!

Two things I'm very proud of -being a furry -being a gamer. post on 10 walls if you're proud to be a furry gamer

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I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hai, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

GEE BILL! how come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners!?

Want to meet Jesus? Sorry, there's no phone number or address. He's too close for that. He's right in front of you listening. But are you sure you want to meet Him? Because you have to meet on His terms and it will cost you everything.