-Who am I?: I am both dog and wife

-What does that mean?: I wouldn't worry about it

-What are your socials?: Wouldn't u like to know

-Are you evil?: maybe

Leave bewildering comments on my steam profile

Dont even @ me if u don't bark on command, kinda pathetic tbh

Drop acid and join a cult, you only get one life so at least make it interesting

All creatures are welcome here<3 (unless you're rich or a bootlicker, in that case go choke on a ♥♥♥♥ and perish)

Dogwife loves you

“He is life's liberating force.
He is release of limbs and communion through dance.
He is laughter, and music in flutes.
He is repose from all cares -- he is sleep!
When his blood bursts from the grape
and flows across tables laid in his honor
to fuse with our blood,
he gently, gradually, wraps us in shadows
of ivy-cool sleep.” ― Euripides, The Bacchae (click the missing texture on my profile, EE1)