I am very glad you still have it. A relic of a kinder past.

+rep, years ago gave me a sign in tf2 with a shygal picture on it

hehe femboy burger is so cuuuute ·///· im a femboy and i looove da burger x3 ~wiggles~ i wuv it when its saucy and it gets all over me o3o i always have such a deep itching for burgers :) i can just neeever get enuff :0 oh myyyy!~ this game is all about burger! IZ PURRFECT!!! ^W^ just thinking about them has me wicking my wips *drools* i just wanna shove my muzzle in thewe and deepwy inhale the sweet savory smell and maybe steal a taste hehe~~ *squirms* i cant take it anymore! i have to have BURGER *pounces* nyaaa~ it tastes so gooood :$ *slurp slurp* i love how it feels~~~ im obsessed with the burgers! @w@ im getting hypnotized~ i want to eat 5 burgers at once! *wags tail* gimme moar moar moar pwease oh pweaaaase~

[𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝓲𝓸]

Ingredients:

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425°F.
2. Combine butter, both sugars, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top, coating the lattice, and allowing sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°F, bake for 40~ min until golden brown, and the filling is bubbling.