1 person found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.3 hrs on record
Posted: 27 Jul, 2019 @ 4:47pm

An absolute disgrace of a game. Let me count the ways:

-Guns are the only viable build. The only viable build.
-Many enemies will just either go invulnerable or swooce off outside of your view when hurt, forcing you to wait seconds upon seconds for them to decide it's ok for you to play the game again.
-Taking into account the above and combined with other factors, the pace of the game is disgustingly slow and boring.
-Pretentious, "omg so quirky randumb xD" characters and storyline that you'd expect from a DeviantArt page.
-Many sound effects are just pop-y, boing-y mouth noises obviously meant to ape Minecraft.
-Clunky, un-intuitive UI. Multiple needless steps to accomplish one simple thing, like opening reward sacks, et cetera.
-Tedious and obtuse crafting system, many other games do it much better.
-Certain missions and not-dungeon areas require you to traverse down platforms. If you hold the down key for a milisecond too long, enjoy plummeting to your immediate death. Fall damage is ridiculous.
-Playing on Survival or harder? Need to eat? I hope you enjoy eating food items one. By. One. Did I mention they don't stack?
-While exploring a cave with friends, my ability to beam up was removed. Completely. Logging in and out again didn't fix it; I'm just stuck down there with absolutely no way to leave except for manually digging myself out.
-You can't just go off on your own and experience the game at your own pace. Everything requires hand-holding via boring, generic quests.

I really doubt that this game gets better with time played. Maybe it's a sunk-cost fallacy sort of deal?

I'm VERY glad that I didn't pay a single cent for this """"videogame"""" and very sorry that my buddy had to.
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