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Hello Mr Stat,
Thanks for getting in touch with us here at myppisasmallsmallLTD. We regret to inform you that our medication would not be able to work on you as you have the case of a pp that is far too small. There is currently no technology that exists to, assist you in your endeavours of having a small-normal pp size and our scientists indicate that the technology won't exist for another 70 years. Alternative remedies exist, you may find you will just have to do regular squeezes of your hog. Another solution is we remove the duplicate pp you have from your cranium and locate it in the groinal area, and stick your old pp in your poo poo.
Let us know how we are to proceed.
Thank you,
Dr D.Dickson