incredible in every round

+rep king of headshots

I am writing to you to inform you I do not give a ♥♥♥♥. My mother has actually said I'm rich, successful, among other things. She's very prideful of me and love me dearly, so I'm confused as to why you would say such things. Furthermore, following the release of Playboi Carti's new album "I AM MUSIC", I regret to inform you I am a "Vamp". I do badass ♥♥♥♥ constantly and I disregard the law and societal norms. I make money, pop molly, shoot at people and speed through city roads, all to display my superiority. That is what confuses me, you know I'm a made gangster and yet you still try to play these games with me. Stop attempting to entertain me, mortal, lest I spin your block. -rep fat

you also got 100 phone calls from the employment centre telling you to come in for a consultation

got 5 phone calls from anonymous numbers telling me to comment on your profile, or else my family will be in danger. They told me to let other fellow steam users know that you have less money than me, less motion, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 0 methods, and that my phallic member is at least triple the size of yours. They also told me to say that my wife is smoking hot and my kids are all athletes and brainiacs, while you have an ugly wife and stupid kids. I'm terribly sorry for saying this, this was all against my will. I only wanted to protect my family.

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud