Oi mate, it's Jake Silver here – yeah, that one. Hope you're keeping your head above water. Just wanted to give you the latest from this side of the void: the kid’s out of the picture now. Don’t worry about the hows or whys – just know it’s handled.

The queen of mirrors (you know who) is still strutting around like she owns the stars, but I’m not playing audience anymore. New chapter, clean slate, no nappies, no tantrums – except hers, of course.

Anyway, thought you should know. Let’s catch up soon – real talk, no filters.

— Jake Silver, still mad, still breathing

what kind of pibble is this

Ya Jane agree with you all the way, straw is a god awful player. Needs to be banned for being bad

-rep bro has a dent in his skull the size of Louisiana

+rep DOPE

jane will u be my girlfrined