<Door slams behind you, startled you peer through the gloom. Suddenly a TV lights up with a demonic squirrel face>

Hello and welcome one and all to my Treehouse!
You have arrived at the home of a monster made of squirrel, robot and zombie!
Located in an abandoned 'cyber' arboretum (or Cyboretum) in the south of England.

I like a cosy game, a simulator game and a horror game! If you do too then we are in good company!

Thanks for coming.........now why don't you stay a while!......mwhahahaha
MWHAHAHAHAHA
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