k o p u k's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 9:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 7:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 8:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 8:50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 7:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 9:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 11:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 4:05am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 11:58am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 8:06am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 7:37am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 12:20pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 6:38am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 10:39am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 11:14am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 11:10pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 11:21am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 7:05am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 4:08am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 4:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 7:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 7:55am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 8:06am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2016 @ 4:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 10:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 8:18am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 8:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:49am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2015 @ 4:08am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 7:39am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:30am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 7:12am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:29am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:42am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 2:35pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:58am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 1:26pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

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Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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