Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của k o p u k

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 9:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 9:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:05am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:58am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:06am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:37am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg09, 2015 @ 4:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg09, 2015 @ 12:20pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 6:38am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:39am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:14am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:10pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:21am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:05am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:08am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:55am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:06am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg03, 2016 @ 4:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:18am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg03, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg09, 2015 @ 4:49am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:08am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:39am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg09, 2015 @ 4:30am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:12am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg03, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg03, 2016 @ 7:29am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2016 @ 6:42am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg03, 2016 @ 2:35pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg03, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg03, 2016 @ 7:58am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg03, 2016 @ 1:26pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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