Progreso de k o p u k en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 9:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 7:21

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 8:49

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 8:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 7:58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 9:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 11:28

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 4:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 11:58

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 18 JUL 2015 a las 8:06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2015 a las 7:37

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 19 SEP 2015 a las 4:49

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 19 SEP 2015 a las 12:20

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 6:38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 10:39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 11:14

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 23:10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 11:21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 23:07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2015 a las 7:05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 4:08

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 4:04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 18 JUL 2015 a las 7:28

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 7:55

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 8:06

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAR 2016 a las 4:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 10:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 18 JUL 2015 a las 8:18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUL 2015 a las 8:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 26 MAR 2016 a las 15:04

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 19 SEP 2015 a las 4:49

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUL 2015 a las 4:08

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2015 a las 7:39

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 19 SEP 2015 a las 4:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 19 SEP 2015 a las 7:12

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2016 a las 14:54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2016 a las 7:29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 30 JUN 2016 a las 6:42

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2016 a las 14:35

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2016 a las 14:01

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2016 a las 7:58

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2016 a las 13:26

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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