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3 people found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
  • No difference between FC24 and FC25. 80$ entrance fee to play a new season of UT and Rush mode of UT.
  • You have access to UT for three years, as Fifa22 servers were turned off this year, so you will lose your FC25 UT squad in Nov 2027.
  • Personally I have already played FC25 Trial on Epic Games. Now, when I bought it on Steam, the game suggests me to start the UT from scratch. The same EA account was used tho.
  • Cheaters that make you love this game. What an unsolvable problem. EA added an anti-cheat for some reason, but has not added "Report a player for cheating." Probably, it's very hard to implement some lines of code that analyses the reported player's history to detect if they has win(s) with 0 mins of match played to ban him forever. Is it hard? Pay me 6000€ and I will implement it in any programming language.
    Heads of EA, wake up the managers of your studios robbed you, no anti-cheat was needed, moreover it doesn't work. Find professionals.
  • Dozens of bugs: animations, replays, input delay. Controller issues: bouncing ball, etc.
Posted 18 November. Last edited 20 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
The plot:

The game says - "Wars are bad". Like, wow, no sh!t.

I love those anti-war activists who think they’re John Lennons, yet just like Lennon, they work and pay taxes. Lol.

Just admit it—you’re a poser with your interests (attention). Just like selling this game on Steam.


The gameplay:

Annoying and slow, but interesting.

Important note for those who hate horrors, here are no jump-scares, it's rather psychological horror.
Posted 11 November. Last edited 20 November.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
A game by Microids. Already a great reason to downvote and apply for a refund under 'bought by mistake.'

If we hate EA, Blizzard and Ubisoft because they could make decent games but choose to publish garbage, there's also Microids, on the other hand... which If companies were people, Microids would be the disabled one with down syndrome and constant diarrhea.

All their games are laggy, unoptimized, poorly tested, cheap looking crap. Take this Fort Boyard, it's published in 2019, but it feels like 2009 outside the window.
Posted 7 November. Last edited 11 November.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Everything in this game is designed to force you into donating.

Signing a player is nearly impossible. Anytime you’re approach one, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ auction starts, and you’re blind-bidding against clubs that come in after you.
In result you gotta pay x5 to sign a player.

Even when you go all-in on a player, you can't actually use them because your team is "full." You release someone, but then you still can’t find the player you just signed.
And I’m pretty sure these "oops, there’s an issue" moments, where they offer to fix it if you pay, are everywhere.

Nah, nominal free-to-play doesn't mean bending over backwards to block the core experience, hiding behind the "legal excuse," - "it's F2P". You mom's nipples are F2P!

Check this, if you weren't a no-name studio, and knew how to make animations —you’d definitely put a price tag on this.

Yeah, yeah, yap how much you "want to make the game accessible for everyone." We see.

An absolutely disgusting piece of shet.
Posted 6 November. Last edited 20 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
While the game isn't that bad, there are serious issues with interactions. Newspapers and notebooks don’t close properly and stay displayed on the screen.
Meh.
Posted 2 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
This game needs to be republished on a modern engine. The story seems outstanding, but the game is nearly unplayable.
Posted 1 November. Last edited 1 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
If there was a "Say Thanks to the Developers" DLC, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Absolute banger.

EA, Ubisoft, and the other clowns need to hire these devs instead of the pride zoo they’ve got.
Posted 1 November. Last edited 1 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
rectal vomit
Posted 1 November.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Legendary
Posted 16 October.
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6 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
All actresses are a swipe left on Tinder - except for that russian one. For her, you'd want to offer a cow, a chair, and a rusty bucket to sit and milk.
Posted 12 October. Last edited 12 October.
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