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I adore first-person noir detectives, especially in a cyberpunk setting. However, this game is really boring to play.

Don’t get it twisted: the storyline is okay, but it feels cliché to me. The gameplay, though—with all those endless time manipulation tricks and scanners—is just dull.

I’ve only completed the first two chapters, and I can’t find the motivation to keep going.
Recreating incidents, stepping into bubbles to find clues, and then repeating the process to do it again in slow movement. Sure, maybe that’s what detectives do, or they don't because forensic experts do it. However, It’s so slooooow and boring that I can barely keep it together just to accidentally not give a f**k.

That said, I’m still giving the game an upvote because there aren’t many first-person detective games out there.

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Doom1 graphics, dumb arena shooter worse than Painkiller

EA product

Fifa is a piece of absolutely unplayable boring dog$hit, as it has always been.

Look fifa stans, to your "excuses" such as "wherever the player looks", "it's realistic", etc, I have one answer - "IDGAF I came to have fun, and the noob is your mom that doesn't know how to give a head properly ."

• Constanly having freezes and micro-lags after the last patch.
  
• Lack of servers and high ping.
  
• You pass left the ball goes right, you shoot right - it goes left.
  
• You attack with a winger and AI drags the strikers back for you to lose the ball. FC IQ it's called. A new feature tho.
  
• Whoever added "1 vs 1 defending", that energy vampire - we all wish you to lose everything dear to you.
  
• Absolutely no difference between FC24 and FC25. 80$ entrance fee to play a new season of UT.
  
• Btw, sorry kids. You have access to UT with the "best" players like Mbappe for three years only, as Fifa22 servers were turned off this year.
  
• A lot of cheaters and EA that can't solve this "unsolvable problem, they can release new cards and an anti-cheat for some reason, but can not add "Report a player for cheating." Probably, it's very hard to implement some lines of code. Pay me 6000€ and I will implement it in any programming language. Btw, the encryption key of the game is already leaked. LMFAO.
  
• Dozens of bugs: animations, replays, input delay. Controller issues: bouncing ball, etc.
  
• THE MOST IMPORTANT: this game FORCES you to keep their EA Background Service on 24/7. IT'S a giant security issue. As the game refuses to start with manual start of the Background Service, you SHOULD make it AUTOSTARTABLE! It's literally a spy on your computer. Keep believing that it doesn't track you then sell your data, or even capture everything you wrote on your keyboard and websites you visited, while having employees that intentionally leak their products' source code.

EA killed all of their top franchises - nice job. You think why this game is -50% off a month after the release? Lmao, think about it.

P.S. And you know what? If you play FUT only, maybe efootball, that Japanese cat$hit, is better than this dog$hit.

The plot:

The game says - "Wars are bad". Like, wow, no sh!t.

I love those anti-war activists who think they’re John Lennons, yet just like Lennon, they work and pay taxes. Lol.

Just admit it—you’re a poser with your interests (attention). Just like selling this game on Steam.


The gameplay:

Annoying and slow, but interesting.

Important note for those who hate horrors, here are no jump-scares, it's rather psychological horror.

A game by Microids. Already a great reason to downvote and apply for a refund under 'bought by mistake.'

If we hate EA, Blizzard and Ubisoft because they are able to make decent games but choose to publish garbage, there's also Microids, on the other hand... which If companies were people, Microids would be the disabled one with down syndrome and constant diarrhea.

All their games are laggy, unoptimized, poorly tested, cheap looking crap. Take this Fort Boyard, it's published in 2019, but it feels like 2009 outside the window.

Everything in this game is designed to force you into donating.

Signing a player is nearly impossible. Anytime you’re approach one, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ auction starts, and you’re blind-bidding against clubs that come in after you.
In result you gotta pay x5 to sign a player.

Even when you go all-in on a player, you can't actually use them because your team is "full." You release someone, but then you still can’t find the player you just signed.
And I’m pretty sure these "oops, there’s an issue" moments, where they offer to fix it if you pay, are everywhere.

Nah, nominal free-to-play doesn't mean bending over backwards to block the core experience, hiding behind the "legal excuse," - "it's F2P". You mom's nipples are F2P!

Check this, if you weren't a no-name studio, and knew how to make animations —you’d definitely put a price tag on this.

Yeah, yeah, yap how much you "want to make the game accessible for everyone." We see.

An absolutely disgusting piece of shet.

While the game isn't that bad, there are serious issues with interactions. Newspapers and notebooks don’t close properly and stay displayed on the screen.
Meh.