haltell
Joe (do not ask for my last name)   Austria
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haltell 10 Aug @ 3:27pm 
what is this disco Elysium aaah, narrator sounding ass, fridge magnet looking comment supposed to be about?
Crit! 10 Aug @ 11:41am 
The fridge, drunk on expired milk, started ranting about the inevitable heat death of the universe, while a rebellious banana, dressed in leather, snuck into the freezer to engage in illicit affairs with the forbidden ice cubes. Suddenly, the ceiling fan turned into a sarcastic poet, spitting rhymes about the tragic love life of an emotionally unavailable cactus who couldn’t commit to its favorite pot. Outside, the lawn gnomes were engaged in a brutal turf war with the garden flamingos, using shovels and stolen garden shears to claim dominion over the compost heap, where rotting vegetables held their anarchist meetings. Meanwhile, the moon, now a sleazy lounge singer with a dark past, crooned seductive ballads to a legion of lonely stars who secretly longed to burn out in a blaze of chaotic glory.
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PlanetMars 2 Jun @ 7:55pm 
This guy is of sane mind
He is mentally stable
haltell 2 Jun @ 7:39pm 
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Voltigeur 24 May @ 3:29am 
OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last night, I dreamed of you a lot. I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together. We loved each other.

Again this message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I want to make love to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, this is what I truly feel.

It's OK if you just want to be friends, but please don't block me, I need you in my life. I love you. I love you and I want your babies.