evidant
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ummmm excuse me... :steamhappy:
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Foreign Hambubger™ 27 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am 
I Have a Fetish For Being a McDonalds Fry

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Foreign Hambubger™ 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37pm 
Let's play 8 ball!
Mocha 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:10pm 
VANILLA MAN ! ! !
evidant 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am 
NO NBO PLEASE NO I DONT TASTE LIKE VANILLA NO
evidant 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:23pm 
and what if i said i was? are you racially motivated? are you...racist? :steamhappy::steamhappy:
Foreign Hambubger™ 30 Mar, 2022 @ 7:32pm 
:P: