I Have a Fetish For Being a McDonalds Fry

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Let's play 8 ball!

VANILLA MAN ! ! !

NO NBO PLEASE NO I DONT TASTE LIKE VANILLA NO

and what if i said i was? are you racially motivated? are you...racist?