I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

Here some facts:

1. You are in the Internet

2. You are on Steam

3. You are reading this right now

5. You didnt get that Number 4 was missing...

6. You are checking it right now...

7. You grin

but something else..

There is exactly 6 truths in ur life:

1. You cant touch all of your teeth with your tongue!!

2. You are an idiot, cuz u just tried number 1.

3. Number 1 is a lie

4. Now you grin, because u are an idiot :)

5. You will soon send this to another idiot

6. You still grin, becaue u are happy, that the next one will be as stupid as you :3

nice

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