I hate mondaysPookey, cover me. I'm going in.Sleeping beauty, wake upYou can stop dreaming about me,because I'm here nowJust wake upYou've got work to do.You're not just my owner......you're my primary care giverNot now, GarfieldAlright, cut the sweet... easy now.Trying to cuddle with me, huh?Trying to avoid your duties, huh?Well that just ain't gonna fly!See, I'm doing my exercise,doing my job.Just one quick CANNONBALL- Good morning- Garfield!OK, I think you're clean enough now.Got your towel right here.No, Garfield!It's liver flavoured.MMM Delicious.Ugh, Liver!Actually, it's liver 'flavoured'.That was good breakfast.Now I think I'll fall off the Catkins dietand get myself a little high fat chaser.Garfield,look, the milk truck!Oh, thatta boy Nermal.The milk truck comes every day.Maybe not today. Maybe it's changing routes?Maybe this will be the last we'll ever see of him?We're cats,we like milk.Let's go for it.- No.- But...But nothing. I don't leave thecul-de-sac for anything.Out there it's a hornet's nest of trouble.Bad things happen out there, so I don't go out there.Besides,I've found, if you wait long enough.Everything comes to you.Here come the milk man.Here come the milk man.Hey, Nermal.Let's play Astronaut again today.- Yeah?- Yeah, I love that game- You're such a brave little Astronaut- AlrightPrepare to jump into your spaceship,Commander Nermal.Whoa, whoa!What about the milk?Who needs milk when you can bein outer space?- We've got a secret mission today.- Yeah?You'll be exploring the Milky Way.I get the chills when you jump in yourlittle spacecraft.The nation thanks you.Prepare to blast off!Three, two, one!Bon Voyage!Look at me go!Don't look down!- Come to papa, baby- I can see everything up hereI can see my house!Got Milk?I can see the whole neighbourhood!Well that's nice.That's very nice.Hey, another milk truck!Ooh, and that is even nicer.I can see a whole......Mission accomplished, NermalWhoa, Garfield. Do it again!Where did everybody go?You're on the wrong side of the street,Fat Cat... beat it!And you Luca are on the wrong side of theevolutionary curve.Ok, that's it.You're gonna get it good today.I make a point to get it good every day.The real question is, Luca:How shall I outwit you this time?- With simple maths?- I know how to spell.- Or shall I distract you with something shiny?- Now you're making fun of me. I hope so, you're no fun to look at.You'll never get the best of me....I think I just did.Not the ducks again.Jump back!and kiss my skin.If I ever get off this chain,you're going down.Everybody back up!I dont know how wild this thing's gonna get.I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning.- Smells like victory.- I hate this fat cat.So much time, and so little I need to do.Mouse!No thanks, I'm full.Get him, GarfieldGet him, JonAlways gotta be smashing and crashing.Nobody poisons anymore.There's my ball.What good is a cat,that can't chase a mouse?I don't do the chase thing.I know you don't hear me.But can't you just listen?Louis, what are you doing in thehouse when Jon's home.Sorry Garfield,man I couldn't help it.Look, when he sees you he expectsmore from me. Don't you get that?Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies,I'm trying to maintain.- You understand?- Sure, as long as you understand...that I have to eat you.Good boy! See, I knew you coulddo it if you put your mind to it.You're the best cat a guy could have.Have you tasted yourself lately?Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-classlounge in there for me either.Get yourself lost, Louis. Take a powderfor a couple of days, get a haircut and grow a beard.Cool, I owe you one G<< I've got a question for you. >><< Do you love your Cat? >>Finally, back on my regular schedule.<< Make sure he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food >>That cat's puss is everwhere.TV, newspapers, t-shirtsI wouldn't want that kind of exposure (!)- Hey buddy- Cut the small talkWhat's in the bag?<< Remember: Be Happy >>I'm happy when I'm with youYou delicate melange of tomato paste,cheese, ground meat and pasta!Garfield, don't even think about it.That's my food.I may just nibble.<< Thanks Happy, and thank you for joining us >><< I'm Christopher Mello, remember: Be Happy >>Cut!Give me the Benadril!Damned cat allergiesAny word from the network yet?No, but they're looking for a dog-acton Good Day New York.Dog act! Story of my life:Looking for a dog, and I'm stuck with a cat- But the segment went quite well- "But the segment went quite well"Of course it went well, you toad.The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.<< This is Walter J Chapman, reporting live from the Hague >>Oh, please. What a know-it-all.And everybody always said I was the handsome one.I was the smart oneAnd I was born first.But there you are, "live from the Hague",and I'm here working with this sack of danderon a dead-end regional morning show.<< Back to you, Dan >>Garfield!Did you eat all four boxes of Lasagne?It's not my fault.They started it.What am I going to do with you?Love me, feed me,never leave me.Let's go for a ride to some place you love that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.Oh I know, Chucky CheeseThank you!No, Wendys?Taco kitty?Well I'm stumped.Maybe olive garden, for you?The only time I leave my cul-de-sac iswhen Jon takes me to the Vet.Which he's been doing a lot recently.And it appears to have nothing to do with me.Jon must want to go for his own reason.Well, there's nothing wrong with GarfieldHe's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.No need for a second opinion.- I worry about him.- I know you do.Y'know, you care about himmore than any owner I've ever known.'Him' has a name.Is this an HMO?Let's get Garfield in for his dip,I wanna talk to you, in private.She's so beautiful.Mr Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since High-School.Will you please ask her out so she can rejectyou, and we can get on with my life?I have to ask her out.- Wish me luck- Ok, go get 'em big tigerYou the man, you the fella, you the bossYou preach to her, show her how the co...you hopeless loser...Betty how about today you start me off witha Swedish massage, a manicure and a pedicureSeaweed wrap, loofa, belly rub, tail waxing......then crack my toes to finish.Jon, there's something important I need to ask you.Something I wouldn't ask most of theguys who come in here.No, wait. I think I know where this is going.You do?I do!Liz, I've wanted to ask youthe same thing for a very long time.Are you sure we're talking about the same thing?AbsolutelyI've never been more sure of anything in myentire lifeLiz, I'm ready to take a chance.I'm ready for...Thank youA dog?A dog, I'm ready for a dog.I think he likes you.Frisky little fella, isn't heHis name's Odie, and he's not going tomake it if he has to live his life in a cageHe needs to be loved.Well thank you, thank you very muchLadies and GentlemenNah, maybe not in my neighbourhoodHey, homer, I really gotta runGotta fly everybody, please, stay behind thesecurity fence.It's so great of you to come out and see me.But I've got somebody waiting for me,very devoted. Almost crippled.No, please, don't cry.I know what it's like to be unloved.Well, you do.I'll try to come back and visit.And if I don't, I'll try to write. Bye byeDoes anybody know this guy?Goodbye everybody - Garfield is leaving the building.Jon, you know, you don't have to dothis if you don't want to.No, no. It's okay.Some part of me has always wanted to know what it's like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.You're a good friend.One question:Am I still gorgeous?Jon, I think we've got a little problem here.Jon...I want you to know I can help the transitiongo smoothly.Jon, it's in my seat!Jon...We could all go out together.Park, dog-shows.Stuff like that- Jon...- Wait a minute,are you asking me out?Jonny-boy, the time has come to get acar-alarm!You're not gonna believe it!A mongrel-mutt has broken into your car.Garfield, this is Odie.He's coming home with us.Whoa: you went in there to get a date,and came out with a dog?Well that's bad even for y