-Who am I?: I am both dog and wife

-What does that mean?: I wouldn't worry about it

-What are your socials?: Wouldn't u like to know

-Are you evil?: maybe

Leave bewildering comments on my steam profile

Dont even @ me if u don't bark on command, kinda pathetic tbh

Drop acid and join a cult, you only get one life so at least make it interesting

All creatures are welcome here<3 (unless ur a bootlicker)

Dogwife loves you

“He is life's liberating force.
He is release of limbs and communion through dance.
He is laughter, and music in flutes.
He is repose from all cares -- he is sleep!
When his blood bursts from the grape
and flows across tables laid in his honor
to fuse with our blood,
he gently, gradually, wraps us in shadows
of ivy-cool sleep.” ― Euripides, The Bacchae (click the missing texture on my profile, EE1)